My Name Is Not Emo

Sounds sad, but thats the way it is, most ppl would only treat you well when you are valuable to them in certain aspects, when the valuable aspect is gone or when you are no longer needed, you can be almost as certain as being kicked out from their life.

My First Post - Introduction = )

Hi guys, its me, Mr Zhong.. I decided to start blogging due to some requests by a few friends of mine cuz they have the opinion that whatever i say or do, they will find the humourous element in it. Its either they think that i am really a person who is good at cracking jokes or i am the joke. But to be honest, does it matter? since everyone is happy about, lets just keep it that way. Dont ask me how i do, cuz i really got no idea though. Perhaps it is in my blood or something.

Okay, lets start with the title of this whole blog < My-Name-Is-Not-Emo >. As u guys can see, this is NOT AN EMO BLOG, READ MY LIPS AGAIN, THIS IS NOT AN EMO BLOG. Dont try to read too deep into the title, all ppl do have their emo time period, but not 24/7 like 7-eleven. And also this is not a political blog either, though i might from time to time might post up some of my political views and stuff like that. Seriously, i dont know whats the main theme for the blog though, at least i wouldnt want to categorize or confining it to a theme becuz it is just another form of expression of mine and my co-blogger ( 3Blups ). As for my co-blogger, i guess i will leave the intro of him to himself.

By the way, i will try to keep all my posts as simple as possible, ie, no bombastic languages, no technical jargons etc ( THIS IS NOT AN ENGLISH COURSE BLOG, SO IF U FOUND ANY GRAMMATICAL MISTAKES OR SPELLINGS, suck it in and keep on reading if you want to, if not, please go on click the small 'x' on top right corner ---> )

Let me see, what did i miss out.... hmm... i guess thats all for some warm-up!

Okay, i guess some of u do know why in the world do i calling myself Mr Zhong. Ppl might ask, why not Mr Lee, or Mr Loke, or Mr Lin? Well, for those who doesnt know, Zhong is not my real surname btw. Just a nickname and apparently i do like it, cuz it sounds pretty cool though LOL. Well, this nickname was given by a friend of mine who actually trying to draw an analogy character of mine to one of the character in the olden chinese story, Zhong Wu Yan ( Well, i only heard of the story before though, i dont know if that person really exists in the first place - free drink to whoever can find out for meh! XD )

~Short Story~
Well, Zhong Wu Yan (ZWY) is a woman though, but since it is her characteristic that we are comparing, her gender doesnt matter ( this is to clear up those doubters who will be likely to ask questions like : wtf with this Mr Zhong, is he some bisexual who confuse about his own gender! okay, lets cut the crap, let me continue with the story ) She is a very talented woman, very intelligent, full of courages, a natural strategist, but she is being cursed with a birth mark which renders her... well... not pretty. To cut the story shorter, bla bla bla, somehow, she was married to a king. But the king was a useless, timid, and what he does everyday only berjoli (malay language). Since ZWY is not pretty, the king took in a concubine who is named Har Yin Chun (HYC). The king sudsequently neglected ZWY and only spend time with HYC. Well, ZWY then decided to leave the king.

After ZWY left the king, the king dont even give a damn that she actually left him. After some time, wars broken out, and the land of the king was at the verge of being invaded.

In order to solve the whole problem, the king ordered his men to search for ZWY and bring her back.

Since ZWY still like the king despite how the king treated her, she went on helping the king by leading the army to the battlefield. As expected, she won the war for the king. Ya, the king was very happy over it BUT since the war was over and the peaceful period starts to kicks in, the king once again neglecting ZWY and went back to HYC.
~End Of Story~

Theres a chinese proverb to describe it: Yau Si Zhong Wu Yan, Mou Si Har Yin Chun (cantonese)
~ which means, when there are problems/conflicts, go look for Zhong Wu Yan for help, when problems solved, u can set aside Zhong Wu Yan and go back to whoever that you like~

Sounds sad, but thats the way it is, most ppl would only treat you well when you are valuable to them in certain aspects, when the valuable aspect is gone or when u are no longer needed, you can be almost as certain as being kicked out from their life. Well, thats not the end, they will come back to you when problem arises, so be prepare to help them again, and let the cycle be rolling!

Question: So what analogy can i draw between myself and Miss Zhong Wu Yan that one would ask?
Answer: Well...It doesnt require a rocket scientist to figure that out isnt it? = )



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